This is amazing… there is nobody else here, after getting money, I got right in and right out
Cash or check only… Well played DMV… To the ATM!
With my birthday tomorrow I have to renew my license today. The following will be a love blogging of the experience… Off to the DMV I go…
I caught the samurai jack fever
(Source: andrewtayylor, via blindside015)
Anonymous asked: How do you politely tell someone that you wanna make whoopee with them?
Well anon… that honestly depends on the person.
If this is just some random person you met online, you could try something like “I want you in my bed more than you’re on my dash”
If it’s something a bit more formal, try “That’s a lovely <item of clothing>, think I could talk you out of it?”
If it’s someone you know well, and you know their fandoms are the way to their heart… or at least their pants “I deduce that we would go fit together like megazord. You could be my precious. I’ll keep my eyes on you like you were a weeping angel, and give you those soultry looks that Castiel reserves for Dean. We could be hotter than any fanfic, and I promise to make it last longer than FireFly.”
Or if you prefer a more poetic approach “Thou are fair and lovely, and I verily desire to jumpeth thee like a trampoline”
… lastly, if this is someone you deeply care about, and want to let them know how you feel, just speak from the heart, lean in real close and whisper in their ear “Dat ass… yeah, I wants it”
“You got the makings of greatness in you, but you got to take the helm and chart your own course. Stick to it, no matter the squalls! And when the time comes you get the chance to really test the cut of your sails, and show what you’re made of! Well, I hope I’m there, catching some of the light coming off you that day.”
(Source: finniksodairs, via sentimentalsanity)
the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out