adire-adire:

victorysunshine:

goldfish-kisses:

geek-in-a-box:

martiemcfly:

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

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Moon Moon returns!

Moon Moon returns!

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woman-of-winterfell:

one of these people is going to get off the island

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minuty:

Poor cub being carried! by Tambako the Jaguar on Flickr.

wide-worlds-joy:

ladyvivamus:

themightyblim:

miss-azura:

bifrostedflake:

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MAKE LOKI FIX IT

Sad thing is in actual mythology this is very accurate. But loki does always fix the problem and usually the other gods got something good out of it in the end like magical weapons and tools, so really the other gods should stop bitching cuz when loki cleans up his messes they get free shit out of it.

Or, on one memorable occasion, a very nice horse.

Accurate post is accurate.

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foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

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Anonymous asked: Are you married? Do you have kids? You seem like you'd be a great husband/dad.

Thank you Anon. I have no idea what you saw on my blog to make you think that, but I very much appreciate the compliment. =)
My marital status is a matter of some debate. I will suffice it to say, that I do not wear a wedding band, but I am spoken for.
I am a very proud father of a beautiful two-month old baby girl.
My life is a tumultuous, unbridled, dervish’s dance of craziness, but I wouldn’t trade a moment.

anglosexual:

apostateofmind:

"a star shines on the hour of our meeting"

oh my god

lotr shade

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gaystripclub:

liulfrkeahi:

That’s not Tarzan’s pet, though… That’s his family. HE WAS RAISED BY THE APES.

technically tarzan was the pet

… and Maximus is far from Eugene’s pet. He tried to kill him with a sword, and not in a cute Abu kinda way.

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